slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:

all those chickens frm chicken run are lesbians. especially that one bitch. you know who im talking about

even when i was 5 watching this movie when it came out i was like …whoa. this chicken has got something good going on

the fact that several people reblogged this thinking that i was talking about different chickens only cements that everyone in that movie is a lesbean

ive said it once and i’ll say it a million more times but we do not give toby fox nearly enough credit for just shutting the fuck up and logging off after making undertale

under-the-arch:

classics-suggestion:

ancientgreeksuggestions:

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

No It Isn’t

jodiewhittaker:

miles morales: the truth is,, anyone can wear the mask — Anyone can be spiderman

me, shovelling popcorn into my mouth with tears in my eyes:

ahsteria:

*opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*

yeeeem:

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

• sniff
• fall off things
• Lick plastic (BAD trick)

circuitbird:

yurameshi:

circuitbird:

yurameshi

replied to your post

“rgr-pop replied to your post “I don’t mean to boast or anything, but…”

once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time

I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life

dirt cake with dirt jar pictured in background

DUDE

zootycoon: